Are you ready to hear the funniest animal jokes and riddles for kids and adults?You´ll hear tons of question and answer animal jokes and riddles all throughout this audiobook. Below are sample jokes that you will find inside. Take a sneak peak:Q: What does a triceratops sit on?A: Its tricera-bottomsQ: What do you call a snoring dinosaur?A: A dino-snoreQ: Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? A: At the dino-shoreQ: What do you call it when a dinosaur makes a goal with a soccer ball?A: A dino-scoreQ: How did the panda lose his dinner? A: He was ´´Bamboozled´´.Q: What do polar bears eat for lunch?A: Ice berg-ersQ: What’s a grizzly bear caught in the rain?A: A drizzly bearQ: What´s black and white, black and white, and black and white?A: A panda bear rolling down a hillQ: What is black and white and red all over?A: A panda bear with a sunburnQ: Why do pandas like old movies?A: Because they’re in black and whiteThere´s a lot more jokes where that came from. You won´t regret getting this funny and silly audiobook. There´s also animal mini stories that will surely make your kids laugh out loud. It´s a good book to listen and give as a gift for kids and adults. Everyone would enjoy a good joke. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Adam McGahee, Rob Izenberg, Gerard Marzilli, Travis White. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/128932/bk_acx0_128932_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Are you tired of losing your plants to garden-devouring pests? Insect expert Linda Gilkeson joins us to reveal easy organic ways to keep bad bugs out of your beds. Her new book is West Coast Gardening: Natural Insect, Weed & Disease Control. Then, are chipmunks cute little critters or are they just as pesky as squirrels? Mike McGrath will reveal what kind of damage chipmunks do in gardens, and suggest non-lethal ways to keep them at bay. (Broadcast Date: June 29, 2006) 1. Language: English. Narrator: Mike McGrath. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/rt/gard/060629/rt_gard_060629_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Would you like to have a pest-free garden without using any sprays? Beneficial insects like ladybugs and lacewings are the answer. Beneficials are insects that eat only pests and don´t bother good bugs or your plants. Mike McGrath will reveal which beneficial insects you can buy to release in your garden, and how you can attract many more with our list of plants that lure the good bugs in! [Broadcast Date: April 12, 2007] 1. Language: English. Narrator: Mike McGrath. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/rt/gard/070412/rt_gard_070412_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
How does a bad day get worse, you ask? Well...How about being squished between two huge, naked dudes with their meaty schlongs hanging out and everything? It´s all a matter of opinion, but Carter´s day is going pretty badly. He´s an engineer captured by bug aliens, now depending on his large, muscled, naked cage mates for food and warmth. They seem sentient, so that´s good. But they´re also handsy. Which is...complicated.The military isn´t looking for him. Slaves taken by the bug race never come back. Yet, Carter is very much alive, and if he wants to stay that way, he´ll need to trust Pykh and Siel, two affectionate aliens with claws, teeth, and size.Contains mature themes. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Joel Leslie. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/tant/014754/bk_tant_014754_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Sworn city girl Natalie Goode is actually back - voluntarily - at Lakepuke for more. More mess-food cooking, more bug-infested bunk beds, and even more nature shack (well, maybe not nature shack; a girl has to maintain some standards, after all). And even though the returning 3C-ers have been split up, she’s still got Alyssa as her bunkmate and official summertime BFF. Unfortunately, there’s a new camper on the scene! Tori is sophisticated, literate, and very cute. Good thing Natalie’s not the jealous type...or is she? 1. Language: English. Narrator: Lauren Davis. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/lili/003250/bk_lili_003250_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
A new group of beetles has just moved in and they’re disturbing Tucker’s sleep with their loud music. But they can’t stop practicing if they want to win the Battle of the Bug Bands. Will Tucker find a way to deal with all this racket and get a good night’s sleep? These favorite characters from The Cricket in Times Square star in the brand new-adventure created especially for beginning listeners. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Kathleen McInerney. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/aren/001608/bk_aren_001608_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
It was the ultimate case: to stop the ultimate drug... I´m Horowitz. Brandy Horowitz. My husband, Sam, and I are private eyes who take cases for G.O.D., Inc. - the outfit that runs the Labyrinth to infinite alternate Earths filled with crime, danger...and murder. Power-mad fanatics are running a narcotic V.D. that spreads like a bug, works like a drug, and one touch hooks you for good. You don´t become a junkie...you become a zombie. ´Cause this monkey´s not just on your back, but in your brain - it´s got a mind, and if you kick it, it kicks back with madness and death. So this beautiful black PI and wonderful Jewish sleuth have to smash the source before the drug-bug reaches our client´s Home World. But the opposition´s got fake Sams and Brandys set up in headquarters on the two worlds that hold any possible leads: one that never heard of civil rights...and one ruled by Nazis. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Marcella Rose Sciotto. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/006879/bk_adbl_006879_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Time travel. Alien bug-monsters. Beautiful women.Not bad for a strip-club bouncer with a talent for slowing down time. I never thought my power was good for anything really important. It was useful for helping me win fistfights against drunken customers, and for ogling the girls onstage. But saving the multiverse against a plague of inter-dimensional monsters? That was a bit out of my league. Or so I believed. But then a massive time-rift opened up behind the club, and a mad old time wizard saved my life. Now, here I am, careening through time in an old hippie van, with two crazy-hot strippers and an AI at my side, trying to level up enough to defeat the monsters. Sure, there’s a damn good chance I’ll die trying, but it ought to be one hell of a ride. Note: This book contains harem elements. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Chris Graves. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/159060/bk_acx0_159060_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
When Stern moves with his wife and small son to the suburbs, he expects to find greenery, good neighbors, and peace of mind. Instead, he lands center stage in the ´´Age of Anxiety´´. Bugs attack his bushes. The anti-Semite down the street insults his wife. Every conceivable fantasy of disaster assails he fevered mind topped off by Stern getting a world-class ulcer. This production includes an exclusive interview with author Bruce Jay Friedman. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Adam Grupper. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/jcca/000009/bk_jcca_000009_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.